join our epic minecraft server where the sun never has a birthday because it’s too busy partying with the moon and stars. we have unicorns riding pigs, flying chickens, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cookies. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. plus, every player gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and roast marshmallows for you. come join the madness and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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