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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 946 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!