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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 8496 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!