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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 8361 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!