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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 5531 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!