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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 215 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 529 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 259 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!