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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5388 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!