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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9700 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 115 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!