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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2127 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
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