Suicidal Steve’s Funhouse: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to party!

confusion, CREEPERS, depression, Despair, disbelief, emotional, funhouse, Grief, helplessness, Loss, mental health, Pain, Party, Questioning, Resist, Sadness, seeking answers, seeking help, SENSELESS, Steves, stigma, Struggling, suicidal, SUICIDE, Tragedy, urge

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	273	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	126	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a group of mischievous chickens start attacking you with tiny swords! Or how about the time a giant pink sheep appeared out of nowhere and challenged you to a dance-off? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and reap the rewards?

So why would anybody kill themselves when they could be having the time of their lives on our server? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4854	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	52	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Star Shards Collected:	135
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7103	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dimension Hops:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mines Excavated:	3838
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

gsgserver.com.br

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magic Items Found:	6236	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	264	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	672317	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com