Suicidal Steve’s Funhouse: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to party!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a group of mischievous chickens start attacking you with tiny swords! Or how about the time a giant pink sheep appeared out of nowhere and challenged you to a dance-off? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and reap the rewards?

So why would anybody kill themselves when they could be having the time of their lives on our server? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Void Armor Forged:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Crops Grown:	8262	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5910

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4259	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.