Suicidal Steve’s Funhouse: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to party!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a group of mischievous chickens start attacking you with tiny swords! Or how about the time a giant pink sheep appeared out of nowhere and challenged you to a dance-off? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and reap the rewards?

So why would anybody kill themselves when they could be having the time of their lives on our server? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Divine Spears Created:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7361

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Runes Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	191
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9926	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Runes Activated:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.