Suicidal Steve’s Funhouse: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to party!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a group of mischievous chickens start attacking you with tiny swords! Or how about the time a giant pink sheep appeared out of nowhere and challenged you to a dance-off? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and reap the rewards?

So why would anybody kill themselves when they could be having the time of their lives on our server? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	New Chunks Explored:	699963

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	619

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Players Killed by Monsters:	903	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Emeralds Found:	6644
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mines Excavated:	2458
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VyrusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FlawlessMC

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.