Suicidal Steve’s Funhouse: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to party!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a group of mischievous chickens start attacking you with tiny swords! Or how about the time a giant pink sheep appeared out of nowhere and challenged you to a dance-off? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and reap the rewards?

So why would anybody kill themselves when they could be having the time of their lives on our server? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Zombie Dances:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	70	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5392
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	New Chunks Explored:	701946
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Crops Grown:	3984
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8363
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Zombie Dances:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	2
Enchantments Applied:	61	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1584	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Star Shards Collected:	223	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	33874	Divine Spears Created:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mines Excavated:	3697

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.