Suicidal Steve’s Funhouse: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to party!

confusion, CREEPERS, depression, Despair, disbelief, emotional, funhouse, Grief, helplessness, Loss, mental health, Pain, Party, Questioning, Resist, Sadness, seeking answers, seeking help, SENSELESS, Steves, stigma, Struggling, suicidal, SUICIDE, Tragedy, urge

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a group of mischievous chickens start attacking you with tiny swords! Or how about the time a giant pink sheep appeared out of nowhere and challenged you to a dance-off? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and reap the rewards?

So why would anybody kill themselves when they could be having the time of their lives on our server? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	1032	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3476	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8051	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	685126
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	142	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Animals Bred:	89	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8598
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Star Shards Collected:	221
Ores Mined:	5696	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!