Suicidal Steve’s Funhouse: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to party!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a group of mischievous chickens start attacking you with tiny swords! Or how about the time a giant pink sheep appeared out of nowhere and challenged you to a dance-off? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and reap the rewards?

So why would anybody kill themselves when they could be having the time of their lives on our server? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1083	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	101	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	2838
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Emeralds Found:	6353	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Crops Grown:	3573	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Farms Harvested:	465	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Animals Bred:	138	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	76	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	6298	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Emeralds Found:	3779	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Emeralds Found:	5507
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!