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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5784 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.
so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?