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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 9675 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 135 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!