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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 166 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 1229 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4249 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!