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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6758 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!