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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5565 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!