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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9268 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3963 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 5661 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!