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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3091 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 671 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!