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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9649 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!