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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3132 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 2721 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 201 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!