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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 2788 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9198 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2079 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!