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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 4708 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They spit with deadly accuracy, so watch out!
2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the base is also home to a mischievous group of baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
3. Our server is ruled by a benevolent dictator who goes by the name of Sir Fluffykins. He may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – he has a strict “no suffering” policy and will ban anyone who dares to break the rules.
4. We host weekly llama races where players can saddle up their llama mounts and compete for epic prizes. Just be careful not to get trampled by a stampede of angry llamas!
So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where suffering is just a distant memory. Just watch out for those llamas – they’re not to be messed with!
