Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 27 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil zombies with diamond swords, and even have epic dance parties with villagers! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to find it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the mobs are friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!