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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5947 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Ores Mined: | 3728 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 67 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
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