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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8160 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 444090 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
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But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman.
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