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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5533 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9811 |
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