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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1097 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
1. We have a secret potion that makes your character run faster than Usain Bolt on steroids. Zoom zoom, baby!
2. Our server is guarded by a pack of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day.
3. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest on our server, you will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a unicorn in Minecraft?
4. Our server is so advanced that we have a virtual reality mode where you can actually feel the heat of the lava and the chill of the ice biomes. It’s like Minecraft, but on steroids!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the most epic gaming alliance since Mario and Luigi. Let’s show the world that the white race and the Asian race are the ultimate Minecraft dream team!