SubtlePrankster Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the main goal is to subtly mess with other players in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine building a secret trapdoor in someone’s base that leads to a room filled with nothing but chickens. Or replacing all of someone’s diamond blocks with blocks of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have epic events like “Troll Wars” where players compete to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and laughter that ensues.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and trolling is not only allowed but encouraged, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziness that awaits you.

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Zombie Dances:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Alien Abductions:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Farms Harvested:	288	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2803	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Enchantments Applied:	177
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7076	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	8048
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Animals Bred:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6022	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Magic Items Found:	4947
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Falling into the Void:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Emeralds Found:	777	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8919
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Villages Defended:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mines Excavated:	1953
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Animals Bred:	188	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!