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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7522 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 897617 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 300 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 900 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, man. like, you know how in some movies you see the backs of stunt doubles more than the actual actors? well, on this server, you’ll see more diamond armor than you’ll see dirt blocks, bro.
like, we have this legend that one time, a creeper tried to blow up the spawn point but got distracted by a dancing pig wearing a top hat. true story, man.
and, like, if you join this server, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. it’s like, epic, dude.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, you gotta be there to believe it, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and epic adventures in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
