Strolling through Mayhem: Half-Baked Adventure 1.8.8

1.8.8, 2b2t, Adventure, Anarchy, building, Challenges, Community, Discord, Exploration, Griefing, halfbaked, History, Legacy, MAYHEM, multiplayer, Nostalgia, old school, PvP, semi anarchy, server history, silver-age, smp, Strolling, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Votes:	8919
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Anarchy
Version	1.8.8
Features	– No shulker boxes– No elytra– No totems– No end crystals– No rollbacks– Fresh server

Server Description

Pre combat update, silver-age style anarchy server! Experience the old school SMPs and the chaotic world of pre combat update 2b2t on this server. Your decisions matter more than ever as getting killed means a total re-gear and getting griefed means losing it all. Make your mark on server history!

Server Discord

Join the server discord at https://discord.gg/6AcyhG3D

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server runs on version 1.8.8
Are there any banned items or features?	Yes, the server does not allow shulker boxes, elytra, totems, or end crystals.
Is there any form of server rollback?	No, there are no rollbacks on this server. Everything you do and build is permanent.
How can I join the server?	Join the server discord at the provided link and find the server address there.

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	183
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crops Grown:	1375	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Votes:	481
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7382
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4479

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Zombie Dances:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	239
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Votes:	7437

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	207	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8350	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Meteorites Collected:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2615
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Animals Bred:	127
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5301	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.