Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 302 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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