Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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