Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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