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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 6470 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 117 |
we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.
one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.
so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.