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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5103 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 91 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.
one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.
so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.