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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 4253 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.
one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.
so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.