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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5415 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!