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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 7951 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 173 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 3178 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!