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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9121 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!