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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 7049 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!