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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4010 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5949 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 4756 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!