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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6931 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!