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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7398 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4898 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!