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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6109 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 83 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!