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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 2947 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!